4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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