THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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