so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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