we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Randomize
