they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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