tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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