no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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