Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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