But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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