Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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