Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Sober January is a disaster.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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