I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
and she was petting her beer can
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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