He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Im just a social blackout drinker.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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