Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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