This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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