I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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