So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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