He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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