What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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