i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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