you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
3 2 1 whiskey
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize