i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
i think i have herpe
just one?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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