I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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