love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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