i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize