maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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