Kareoke will never be a sober sport
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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