If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Randomize
