Small penises have feelings too.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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