why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm always down for nudity.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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