I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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