all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
