how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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