K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Please don't give away my fajitas
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
