We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Boobs are out for the taking
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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