This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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