S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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