I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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