btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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