I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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