You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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