I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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