Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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