This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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