I wish I only lived at night.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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