wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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