Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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