Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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