ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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