Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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