i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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