Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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