i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
My vagina is very pro this idea
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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