I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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