love makes seman taste better
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Pants are for mortals
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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